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- The Kentucky Dude | 10.29.25
Happy hump day, Dudes. It’s Wednesday, October 29th, and we’re delivering you this week’s roundup, designed to make you a more interesting Kentucky dude. First time reading? Join over 3,100 intellectually curious Kentuckians. Sign up here.
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Dad Joke of the Week
Why did the candy corn go to therapy?
(scroll to the end for the answer)
Oliver’s Questions
Turns out, my main source of inspiration for many articles is a pint-sized, 10-year-old dude (my son) who thinks he's got all the answers, forcing me into a constant state of fact-checking.
Through that fact-checking chaos, we turn his “dad, did you know…” moments into bite-sized wisdom you can actually use, or at least laugh at over a beer.
what penis size does women really prefer?
Kentucky Dude Original, 1-minute read
Okay, not an Oliver question but certainly one most dudes have. Turns out science really did go there, 33 custom 3D-printed penises later, we finally know what women actually prefer. And how does KY dudes compare to dudes in Ohio, West Virginia, Tennessee, and Indiana?
if you’re not farting, you’re dying, literally
Kentucky Dude original, 1-minute read
You might think your gas is a social crime, but it’s actually a biological success story. Turns out every toot is your gut’s way of saying, “Still alive, still thriving — you’re welcome.” You’re gonna want to dive into this.
Man on the Move
 | Time Isn’t Just Money, It’s DominanceDude, someone out there started earlier than you and that’s the only reason they’re ahead. Not because they’re smarter. Not because they hit some crypto jackpot. They just understood one simple rule: time compounds harder than effort ever could. As a kid, my great-grandfather gave me a savings bond every Christmas. Not a toy, not cash; a boring piece of paper that didn’t even do anything. At 13, I thought it was lamest. At 30, I thought it was the greatest flex imaginable. |
Because what he was really giving me wasn’t money. It was time, disguised as patience.
Here’s the Move: Stop thinking saving is something “future you” will figure out. That version of you doesn’t have superpowers, just more bills and less runway. The $500 you invest now for your 13-year-old, it’s not just worth more…it dominates.
A $500-per-month portfolio started early beats a $5K-per-month hustle started late.
That’s not motivation. That’s math.
Why Bother: Because every dollar saved early buys freedom later. Freedom to say no. Freedom to choose projects, not paychecks. Freedom to retire because you want to, not because you have to.
Compounding isn’t sexy. It’s quiet power. It’s the kind of dominance that doesn’t brag but just builds.
So start. Even if it’s small, even if it feels pointless. Because while everyone else is chasing “get rich quick,” you’ll be building “stay rich forever.”
Time isn’t just money. It’s leverage. And the earlier you grab it, the less you’ll ever have to chase it.
Health, Fitness, Outdoors
how to survive a snake bit
Kentucky Dude Original, 1-minute read
If you ever find yourself staring down a rattle snake, remember, this isn’t your audition for Crocodile Dundee 3. Before you reach for a pocketknife or start quoting your grandpa’s “old-fashioned cure,” maybe read this and learn how to survive without losing blood, limbs, or basic common sense.
Bourbon, Brews, & THC
pizza and beer: a love story backed by science
Kentucky Dude Original, 1-minute read
Who knew your Friday night favorites were actually nerd-approved? Science says pizza and beer aren’t just tasty. They’re chemically destined to be together. Check it out.
Dad Joke of the Week: Answer
It had an identity crisis! 🍬🌽
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