What Your Favorite Bourbon Says About You

What Your Favorite Bourbon Says About You

*Not real science. Just solid bourbon bar psychology.

Buffalo Trace
You’re easygoing, unpretentious, and somehow always find the last bottle on the shelf. People trust you with their dog. You own at least one Carhartt jacket you didn’t buy for fashion.

Pappy Van Winkle
You peaked in 2014. You talk about bourbon more than you drink it. Probably have a display case, definitely have opinions about Glencairn glasses. Respect but chill.

Four Roses Single Barrel
You appreciate balance. You’re probably into vinyl, grill with cast iron, and own a very nice flannel. Secretly romantic. You’ve definitely cried at a Chris Stapleton song.

Maker’s Mark
You like your bourbon like you like your friends — familiar, reliable, and slightly sweet. You once dipped your own bottle at the distillery and still show people the photo.

Weller Special Reserve
You know what’s up. You know it’s basically poor man’s Pappy, and you’re good with that. You can fix a mower and quote “Justified.” The world needs more of you.

Wild Turkey 101
You are a man of action and questionable decisions. If someone says, “Let’s make this interesting,” you’re already pouring. Strong opinions, stronger pours.

Blanton’s
You love the hunt. And the horse topper. You say you buy it for the taste, but you really just like watching your buddies get jealous.

Final Sip
Whatever you’re sipping, just own it. Around here, we don’t judge by the label, just by whether you bring enough to share.

Want a second round of this? I’ve got enough bourbon psychology to open a distillery.