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- The Kentucky Dude | 9.10.25
The Kentucky Dude | 9.10.25
Edition 44

Happy hump day, Dudes. It’s Wednesday, September 10th, and we’re delivering you this week’s roundup, designed to make you a more interesting Kentucky dude. First time reading? Join over 3,000 intellectually curious Kentuckians. Sign up here.
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@maleacollins (Louisville, KY)
Dad Joke of the Week
25% of all adult women are currently on medication for mental illness which is quite scary....
(scroll to the end for the answer)
Oliver’s Questions

In case you missed it. Turns out, my main source of inspiration for these articles is a pint-sized, 9-year-old dude (my son) who thinks he's got all the answers, forcing me into a constant state of fact-checking.
Through that fact-checking chaos, we turn his “dad, did you know…” moments into bite-sized wisdom you can actually use, or at least laugh at over a beer.

Decoding 2025 Teen Slang in Kentucky
Kentucky Dude Original, 1-minute read
No cap, you're about to feel delulu when you realize the kids are speaking a whole new language, so let's break down their lingo before you accidentally simp your way into a family photo.

The Q-Tip Eargasm: Why We Can't Quit the Most Dangerous Pleasure.
Kentucky Dude Original
There are two types of people in this world: those who chase the fleeting high of a perfectly-placed Q-Tip, and liars. The forbidden "Q-Tip Eargasm" is a thrill so profound, it’s the only thing that could make us break our most sacred promises to our doctors, and our mothers.
Man on the Move
![]() | The Five Keys to Turn Your Dreams into a RealityDudes, everyone loves to daydream, whether it’s about launching your own business, running a marathon, or finally getting that cabin by the lake. But let’s be real: daydreams stay daydreams until you do something about them. The gap between fantasy and reality isn’t luck, it’s work. |
And that work comes down to five things: discipline, routine, education, action, and mentality.
Here’s the Move: Start with discipline…the reason you show up even when you don’t feel like it. Discipline builds routine, those daily habits that stack into progress. Education keeps you sharp, action gets you moving, and mentality keeps you from quitting when things get messy. Whoa, this just gave me chill bumps after I wrote this.
Why bother? Because dreams without these five pieces are just wishes. And wishes won’t build businesses, write books, or create the life you want. But when you put discipline, routine, education, action, and mentality together, you create unstoppable momentum. Suddenly, what felt impossible starts to look inevitable.
You don’t need perfect conditions, just consistent execution. Anchor yourself in those five keys, and your dreams stop being “someday” material, they become today’s reality in progress.
Health, Fitness, Outdoors

Opening Deer Season in Kentucky (Recap)
Kentucky Dude Original, 1-minute read
Kentucky’s woods just went full Netflix premiere…big bucks, bigger stories, and hunters blowing up social faster than a Taylor Swift ticket drop. Grab your camo (or at least your phone), because this season’s already one for the highlight reel.
Bourbon, Brews, & THC

Are you a Pre-Prohibition Pilsner Type of Dude?
Kentucky Dude Original, 1-minute read
Forget hazy IPAs trying too hard—Noble Funk’s Pre-Prohibition Pilsner is the dad at the cookout who actually knows how to grill a steak. It’s crisp, classic, and just cocky enough to remind you that tradition still slaps. Do you fit the stereotype of the person who drinks this type of beer?
Dad Joke of the Week: Answer
Because that means 75% are running around untreated. 🤐
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