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Happy hump day, Dudes. It’s Wednesday, April 22nd. We’re here to deliver you this week’s roundup of oddly useful stuff, designed to make you a more interesting Kentucky Dude since 2024.
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Dad Joke of the Week
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?
(scroll to the end for the answer)
This Week in Kentucky History
April 1908: Most Kentuckians have never heard of the Black Patch Tobacco Wars, which is exactly how the people involved wanted it.
Western Kentucky tobacco farmers were getting crushed by the American Tobacco Company, a monopoly so powerful it could pay farmers less than what it cost to grow the crop. When peaceful resistance failed, a militant faction put on masks, wrapped their horses' hooves in burlap to muffle the sound, and rode. They called themselves the Night Riders.
In December 1906, 200 of them seized the Princeton police station, cut the telegraph lines, dynamited two tobacco warehouses, then rode out of town singing My Old Kentucky Home. By April 1908, the governor had declared martial law in 23 counties.
The monopoly was eventually broken up by the Supreme Court in 1911. Its founder, James B. Duke, donated his fortune to a small college in North Carolina. They renamed it Duke University.
It's been personal ever since. Go Cats.
Oliver’s Questions

Turns out, our main source of inspiration for many articles is a pint-sized, 10-year-old dude (my son) who thinks he's got all the answers, forcing me into a constant state of fact-checking.

why do flight attendants sit on their hands during takeoff?
Kentucky Dude Original, 1-minute read
You’ve probably noticed it mid-takeoff and thought, “Wait… what are they doing?” It looks oddly specific, slightly intense, and definitely not random. Turns out, there’s more going on in that moment than meets the eye.

a field guide to the american fart
Kentucky Dude original, 1-minute read
Some topics are sophisticated. Some are important. And some… have been ignored for far too long. This one falls squarely in the third category and once you see it, you won’t be able to unsee it. Ya won’t want to pass on this one.
Man on the Move

Know More, Earn More
Dudes, ever watch someone younger, less experienced, and somehow better-connected lap you financially and wonder what they know that you don't? That's not luck.
That's Wilson's Law working against you.
More hustle doesn't fix it. More hours won't either. Knowledge isn't a soft skill. It's infrastructure.
Wilson's Law is simple: prioritize intelligence and learning, and money follows. Not the other way around. Most people chase the paycheck first and can't figure out why they keep spinning their wheels.
The guys getting ahead aren't always the loudest in the room. They're the ones who quietly know more, about their trade, their market, their craft, and let that do the talking.
That's the whole game. Not knowing everything. Just knowing more than you did yesterday.
Here's the Move: Pick one subject worth mastering. Invest 20 minutes a day, no monetization plan, no agenda. Just get smarter about something real.
Why bother? Because chasing money without knowledge is ambition with no engine. Prioritize the understanding, and the income tends to find people who actually know what they're doing.
Health, Fitness, Outdoors

if you’re craving this… eat that instead
Kentucky Dude Original, 1-minute read
Most cravings feel loud, urgent, and very specific like your body just has to have that one thing right now. But what if it’s not actually asking for what you think it is? Before you reach for it next time, you might want to rethink what’s really going on.
Bourbon, Brews, & THC

if there’s no alcohol…why are we still drinking it?
Kentucky Dude Original, 1-minute read
Something strange is happening in coolers, bars, and backyard hangouts and it doesn’t quite make sense at first glance. The rules around drinking haven’t changed… but the reasons might have. If you’ve ever reached for a drink without really thinking about why, this one might hit closer than you expect.
Dad Joke of the Week: Answer
A barberqueue. 😂
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