

Happy hump day, Dudes. It’s Wednesday, March 25th. We’re here to deliver you this week’s roundup of oddly useful stuff, designed to make you a more interesting Kentucky Dude since 2024.
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@realkellycampbell (Louisville, KY)
Dad Joke of the Week
My boss asked me why I only get sick on workdays.
(scroll to the end for the answer)
This Week in Kentucky History
March 27, 1992: “The Shot” - with 2.1 seconds on the clock, Christian Laettner hits a turnaround jumper at the buzzer to lift Duke over the Wildcats in overtime of the Elite Eight. The play capped a perfect 10 for 10 shooting night from Laettner and ended what had been a storybook comeback. Sorry to bring this up at this time of the year Dudes.
Oliver’s Questions

Turns out, our main source of inspiration for many articles is a pint-sized, 10-year-old dude (my son) who thinks he's got all the answers, forcing me into a constant state of fact-checking.

why McDonald’s milkshake machines are always “broken”
Kentucky Dude Original, 1-minute read
You ever confidently order a McDonald’s milkshake like it’s a sure thing… only to get hit with “machine’s down”? It’s happened to all of us, and the story behind it is way more ridiculous than you’d think. Keep ready the full article for a live link so you can check the milkshake machine status before you risk it.

who is chuck norris? (a question i was ready for)
Kentucky Dude original, 1-minute read
This weekend my 10-year-old asked me a question I was fully prepared for: “Who is Chuck Norris?” I realized pretty quickly this wasn’t a one-sentence answer, it was a story, a legend, and a little piece of growing up all rolled into one. Rest in peace, Texas Walker Ranger.
Man on the Move

Wake Up at 5AM for 30 Days
Dude, most people aren’t bad at discipline.
They’re just never awake when it’s easiest to build it.
Wake up at 5AM for 30 days and something shifts. The world doesn’t feel louder. It feels… quieter. Like you got access to a version of the day most people never see.
No notifications. No noise. No one asking anything from you. Just time.
We say we want control of our lives. But we start our days reacting instead of deciding.
5AM flips that. You’re not behind. You’re ahead.
Here’s the Move: Set one alarm. No snooze. Feet on the floor immediately. Don’t negotiate with yourself. Start small…coffee, a walk, a few minutes of thinking without input.
You’ll notice something fast. Mornings stop feeling rushed. Your thoughts get clearer. You’re not scrambling, you’re choosing.
Momentum builds before the world even logs on. You start stacking small wins.
That matters more than you think. Because confidence isn’t loud. It’s built in moments like that.
Quiet. Repeated. Earned.
Why It Matters: Keeping a promise to yourself first thing in the morning changes how you carry yourself the rest of the day.
Most people need motivation to act. The rare one’s act and let motivation catch up.
After a couple weeks, you stop relying on willpower. It becomes identity.
You’re the kind of person who gets up and goes.
Just you…doing what you said you would. The world feels different before it wakes.
And eventually… so do you.
Health, Fitness, Outdoors

why people post the grand tetons and tell you to “go to the gorge”
Kentucky Dude Original, 1-minute read
Somewhere on the internet, Kentucky just got compared to a place it has absolutely no business being compared to… and people lost their minds. It’s funny, a little ridiculous, and says more about us than you’d think. This one’s worth the click.
Bourbon, Brews, & THC

it’s not about getting high. it’s about knowing what you’re using.
Kentucky Dude Original, 1-minute read
Everyone’s heard “indica vs sativa” like it’s some kind of personality test for weed but it’s not that simple. Turns out, most of what people think they know is either outdated, oversimplified, or just flat wrong. If you’re going to have an opinion on it, this might be the one worth reading first.
Dad Joke of the Week: Answer
I said it’s my weekend immune system. 😂
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