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Forget Milk: Santa Gets a Pint of This Iconic Beer When He Lands in Ireland

Forget Milk: Santa Gets a Pint of This Iconic Beer When He Lands in Ireland

In the U.S., Santa gets milk and cookies. Reliable. Classic. A little boring.

But in Ireland? Santa’s handed a pint of Guinness. Sometimes with a mince pie. Sometimes without. Because priorities.

It makes sense. After hauling toys across the world and navigating Irish weather, a cold glass of stout feels less like indulgence and more like hydration.

Ireland isn’t alone in switching things up.

  • In France, Santa might find a glass of wine waiting for him, usually paired with something sensible like biscuits, because even festive indulgence should have balance.
    In Germany, it’s often beer or schnapps, because efficiency matters and Santa has a long night ahead.
    In Denmark, kids leave rice pudding, sometimes with butter and cinnamon, meant for the nisse (the mischievous Christmas elf who definitely judges your behavior).
    In Norway, carrots are left out. But not for Santa, but for his reindeer, because someone in the household is thinking ahead.
    In Japan, Christmas is less about Santa and more about fried chicken, which somehow became tradition and no one’s questioning it anymore.

Meanwhile, Ireland stands firm: Santa gets a pint. Not because it’s rebellious. Because it’s hospitable.

The message is simple. You’ve traveled far, sit down, have a proper drink.

Milk and cookies say, thanks for stopping by. A pint of Guinness says, you look exhausted, stay a minute.

And honestly? After one night delivering gifts to the entire world, Santa’s probably earned it.